Fries Before Guys Round Beach Blanket
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Fries Before Guys Round Beach Blanket (EPIC)

Regular price $39.99 Sale

GIRL RULE - FRIES BEFORE GUYS! - This 61 inch diameter round beach blanket features Instagram's @babaslavka sipping original taste MAN TEARS before she starts working on her lunch.  

Fries before guys simply means fries first, men second, and her side dish is a free range little man who fell asleep waiting his turn. Hey, a maneater's gotta eat!  Perfect for that alpha female on your shopping list!

This blanket shows Ukranian singer Slava Kaminska larger than life, just like we here at HeroicU brand see her, now you have a better idea how big her GIRL POWER is! 

Show who's boss and make your girlfriends green with envy this summer.  Perfect for the beach, pool, use it as a rug, or just lay it across your bed.  61 inch x 61 inch round shape.

Photoshopped image sourced with permission from professional photographer @olllyvento on Instagram.

Donates 20% profit to Ovarian Cancer Research!

Fries Before Guys Beach Blanket with Little Man on Plate

The Big Picture

Fries Before Guys Beach Blanket Man Tears Drink Can

Drink Up! (Drink detail)



Fries Before Guys Beach Blanket with Little Man on Plate Detail

Side dish detail - Tastes like chicken!

(NOTE:  No little runt men were hurt in the making of this photoshoot, maybe a little bruised and out of breath, but not too bad and its for a good cause anyway) 

Email us an image you supply (make sure you own the rights to it) and we will put your image onto a blanket - email to

Amazingly soft polyester.

Size: 61"x61"

Delivery to the USA takes about 7 - 10 working days (up to 45 days)

Tags:  girl power, she rules, women rule woman power, beach blanket