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Love, Honor, and Obey - Buy a Tiny Man You Can Train to Obey You

Chat with us to put our little runt man to work for you! Alpha girls enjoy Runt as a loyal pen holder while he adores them. When not serving you, Runt designs shoes, dresses, leggings, shirts and more. Perfect for that bachelorette! or yourself! This blog shows one boss girl's day with her desk toy named Runt. 

A Morning Surprise for Autumn

This boss girl who knows the value of efficiency, walked into her office one morning to find her Little Runt Man hard at work. The previous night, she forgot and left him out of the drawer she normally puts him in before she went home. 

There he was, polishing a small wooden sign that read, “TODAY WILL BE AWESOME,” making sure it shone as brightly as the day ahead. Autumn couldn’t help but smile at his dedication, snapping a quick photo to capture the moment.

The Co-Worker’s Curiosity

Just as she was about to post the photo, a co-worker passed by and noticed the scene. “What’s up with the tiny guy?” she asked, clearly intrigued.

Autumn laughed softly, explaining, “That’s Runt, and yes I do own him, I got him from Heroic-U.com. He’s polishing the sign for me because he fell asleep last night before he could finish getting my desk ready for me this morning, but he’s making up for it now.”

The co-worker’s eyes widened with interest. “Where did you get him again? I would love to have one of my own!” Autumn laughed, "Just message Heroic-U.com and they will fix you up.  There's not much in the way of clothing, he either wears hawiian swim trunks or business casual, but, that covers everything I need him for."

Introducing Heroic-U’s Little Runt Man

“This one belongs to me, and its taken some time to train him. Who would have dreamed it would take so much work to serve me the way I deserve to be?"  Her co-worker raised her eybrows.  Autumn continued, "Well, it's a privelege not work.  Runt is officially enrolled in the University of Autumn, where he’s learning to serve me in every way possible.”

She pulled out a small certificate from her desk drawer, proudly displaying it. “This is his certification—complete with his tiny handprints, footprints, and even his photo. It’s part of the criteria for me to keep him. He’s still learning, but he’s getting there! I don't think I'll have to sell him online as long as he keeps taking good care of me" she said winking at the tiny man.

The co-worker was captivated, already imagining how her own life could be a little easier with such a helper. “That’s amazing! I’m definitely checking this out.”

Why Every Boss Girl Needs a Little Runt Man

At Heroic-U.com, we believe that even the smallest things can make a big difference in your daily routine. The Little Runt Man is more than just a novelty —he’s a dedicated assistant, trained to meet your specific needs and help you stay on top of your game. Whether it’s keeping your workspace organized, you can even download his voice to make alarms with his tiny voice for fun anytime. Runt is there when you need a little extra support, and can even give you a hug when you need it.  Well, he can hug your finger anyway.  The Little Runt Man is the perfect companion for the modern boss girl.

Explore our collection and find your own Little Runt Man at Heroic-U.com today. With a little help from him, every day can truly be awesome.

Don’t forget to check out our certification program for your Little Runt Man, complete with custom handprints, footprints, and a photo to commemorate his training! He would love to be in a photo with you as part of a meme if you would like.  Runt was created for your amusement, so message us and see what our tiny man can do for you!


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